Snifffff! Cotton Tee

This shit is more fucked than a rollercoaster assembled by a carni on meth. You saw him sniff the kid right? We all saw him sniff the kid right?? If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, it might just be a god damn duck! Shit's fucked.

We're a parody and satirical apparel company based in the good ol' USA. Wait, are we satirical? Shit's so fucked we might actually be the most honest gig in town. No... That can't be, we're satirical, right? Your support keeps the designs coming and ramen on our table. Thank you!

• 100% cotton - Printed on Demand to save the planet (as if it makes a difference.)

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